the glorious return of kaisermun

[masokaiser]

[A young man of considerable stature has washed up on the Domino City shoreline.

He is covered in salt and sand, and a few pieces of seaweed have draped themselves casually around his limbs and wormed their way into the tears in his clothing. He's clutching a sealed briefcase as if his life depends on it, even in unconsciousness.

There's a waterlogged nametag pinned to his soaked leather coat that reads "Hello: My Name Is Phoneutria."

What a suspicious character. Perhaps you should investigate.]

[[Note to former benchdwellers: Phone will probably have very few (if any) memories left from his time in the Dressing Room. You may have to reintroduce yourself. ;o also i'm posting in bed so don't be alarmed if i doze off, I'll be back tomorrow morning!!]]

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:o Hello, stranger!! How wonderful you washed up here! (I'm headed to bed too, but whoo!)

[repeatnshuffle]

[...this wasn't who she was looking for.

Not that she was expecting to find anyone in particular out here at all. Her drives out near the city outskirts are more to vent frustration than anything, since her actual manhunt around the new residential abode isn't going well. Still, of all the familiar faces to find when she saw someone collapsed where the road came up close to the beach, and she got out to investigate...

It looks like it'd be tough to get that case away, but is turning him over and trying to drag him from the surf out of the question? It will be a stilted, jerky effort!]

i almost threw him a promoter but--

[tinythirdchild]

[!!!!

And all she'd wanted to do was dip her feet in the water to see whether it was as cold as it looked! Mali almost turns and runs away - she saw nothing, nope, not her - but nosiness gets the better of her.

So instead she rushes to the man's side and - starts poking the side of his head. He looks k-kind of like....]

Hey! Hey! You can't sleep here!

You...are just sleeping, right....?