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ghoulsunderground2012-04-01 06:40 pm
heavilyshadowed) wrote in ghoulsunderground2012-04-01 06:40 pm
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[(ic) meme] Yad Sloof Lirpa!!
OH YOU POOR INNOCENT ARRIVALS OF THE NEW, OLD CITY!!
I suggest you listen up, because this is your new, all-powerful lord speaking! That's right, I found the great puppeteers controlling us all, and stolen the strings! Now everyone one of you must follow my whims!
And if you think you'll like them any better.... [Oh, the cruel laughter]
But I'm not an ungenerous overlord! I shall be providing details for every single moment of your existence, so if you want to find out what's in store for the first day of the rest of your life...
APRIL FOOLS' DAY!!
No, but seriously, my own still-horridly-in-control puppeteer has a challenge for yours. She wants to see what this city's prankish will has in store for all of us. Even if it's just a little slip of a post, of someone on their own, surely this day will provide some moment of false hope or horror for everyone? Something for me- I mean, her, to laugh at.
So, provide you bloody string pullers!
I suggest you listen up, because this is your new, all-powerful lord speaking! That's right, I found the great puppeteers controlling us all, and stolen the strings! Now everyone one of you must follow my whims!
And if you think you'll like them any better.... [Oh, the cruel laughter]
But I'm not an ungenerous overlord! I shall be providing details for every single moment of your existence, so if you want to find out what's in store for the first day of the rest of your life...
APRIL FOOLS' DAY!!
No, but seriously, my own still-horridly-in-control puppeteer has a challenge for yours. She wants to see what this city's prankish will has in store for all of us. Even if it's just a little slip of a post, of someone on their own, surely this day will provide some moment of false hope or horror for everyone? Something for me- I mean, her, to laugh at.
So, provide you bloody string pullers!
arf arf yip
Brunch, meanwhile, nods.]
Pix....
[And he cranes himself towards where his duffel bag's been left lying on the restaurant bench. (And yes, people have begun to stare. A cluster of waitresses appear to be playing rock-paper-scissors over who approaches the boy...or perhaps who calls the police...)]
arf arf yip
Except she's too small to hold both bag and pokey, so down you go, Brunch. She's taking the hand of the canine!Brunch boy.]
Come on, Snack. We have to go now.
woof pant bark
The hackles on Brunch's little rust-colored back rise, but that's stupid. She's making sure his idiot Pokémon doesn't cause any more damage. (Snack, for his part, has recognized "shake", shook her hand, and is waiting for his Poké Treat. He will also be led along quite obediently, if clumsily.)
Brunch will go to help fetch the bag, trotting to it and trying to drag it down by the strap. Which he is forced to hold in his mouth.]
yip? /lick
Can you catch up, Brunch, by the time she's dragging her way-too-big blue coat out? If so, she'll take one look at the oversized duffel, and point. Looking at Snack.]
You need to carry that.
/wag wag wag
Oh, who is he kidding, he's the Trainer here. His Pokémon needs to listen to him.
So he spits out the strap and barks at Snack.]
Pix!
[Snack still speaks Vulpix, apparently. He bares his teeth, but crouches to accept the bag. He's seen humans carry things. How hard can it be?
But wow, are fingers weird. He'll just flex them, preoccupied, while Brunch fluffs up and starts yipping away.]
/sniffsniff
Marik-chan, be nice. He doesn't know how...
[Don't ask where that came from. Or why a hand going to rest on Brunch's head is scratching an ear, instead. She's got enough troubles without splitting hairs on that-]
Snack? Clench around it- Like this.
[Here, Vulpix human. Basic human motor skills demonstration!]
ruff
Marik-chan.
Brunch doesn't actually know that much Japanese, but he's been around enough from the DR to feel a little weird about that.....
Pettins. He squirms to try to get away, but the next thing he knows his leg is thumping of its own accord. And yes, the barking stops.
Snack, meanwhile, watches carefully and then - picks up the bag.
He's so excited by this he promptly drops it again. But he picks it right back up! Oh, praise him! Scratch his ears too!]
/scratchscratch
Instead, he gets more work!]
Good job! Now, can you carry my coat, too? Please?
[Then she can pick up Brunch again, and carry him, and.
And.]
..where are we going, anyways?
/legthump
Brunch, for his part, cranes his head back and sees waitresses heading for the door to speak with them. So he barks and starts trying to climb out of Seiran's arms, straining in a random direction down the street. They can figure everything out once they're away!!
And eventually get back to the apartment. That's the hope.]
/bite!!
[Don't surprise her like that! She might drop you! Even if. Ladies are looking at them. And.
And.
...Snaaaaaaaaaack! Follow the girl toddling right across the rooooooooooooad.
On a crosswalk. Like a good girl.And don't you get dropped, Brunch! She's trying not to get trampled, thanks.]
/w-whimper ;a;
Snack has decided to bark at the waitresses before running off, coat and bag in hands, to trot after Seiran as happy as can be. He sure showed them! And oh, what's this -
Stopping in the middle of the crosswalk to just gaze in awe at the view from on two legs up here. If only his nose worked right, so he could enjoy all these wonderful smells! He feels blind without it.]
/pounce~
[As in Seiran's on the other end of the road without big people knocking her down. But, Brunch... Brunch, why's he trying to move again? All she can do is, is turn and look-
-!
Sorry, Brunch! She's putting you down so she can run right back into the road and pull on Snack's leg!]
You can't stay here! Come on- This way- [Eaaaaa, too small to pull, how can she...]
Snack! Bench! [Pointing to the one that- just happens to be on the sidewalk.]
/!! :3
Snack, meanwhile, is really happy to see Seiran! Did she come to smell all the -
Oh! Oh! Go to the bench, go to the bench!
Snack goes to the bench, narrowly missing being hit by a honking car. Which frightens him so much he growls and snaps at it.]
/fluffy cuddle!
Stop, Snack! Go to the be-
[And then there's a car screeching and honking at her ear and she's stumbling, and knocked onto the sidewalk, and staring back at the road, and, and.
And is she crying?? She wasn't even hurt much! She, she doesn't get upset this easily! It's, gotta be this stupid, form and.
Seiran being helpful with roadside sad... Confusing distress is distressing!]
/sniffle snort
Snack rushes over, dropping to all fours in his distress but hanging back at the last second: he might have done a bad thing. Brunch was going to hang back too, a little skeptical (it's de-aged her in more ways than one?), but as soon as he sees his Pokémon making a move he pads over to nudge her cheek with a little wet nose.]
Vulpix! Vul, vul. Vulpix.
[He doesn't sound sympathetic, more resigned. But either way, buck up, kiddo. This is...just too weird.]
/bats at ear
...and now something wet on her-? Oh, hi Brunch. Get some blurry frowns for your trouble, before she's blinking away the blurry. Right right, buck up. She's still, they're still close to the restaurant, and- And are those the same ladies looking...
Here, she's on the move again- Giving Snack an awkward headpat when she notices him there. But only a beat, because it's time for a walk!]
We gotta go- They can see us here.
/twitchflick!
[You'll get no disagreements from him. He'll even bump into Snack's legs to herd his Pokémon into moving in the proper direction, heading where he hopes the apartment complex is. (He's....pretty sure about the direction, but he also hasn't spent much time in this world yet. And it's harder to navigate from down here.)]
.... /paw meet nose!!
Unfortunately she's got no knowledge to help lead the way, and as they go she's getting more nervous, and noticing, and looking back at Brunch.]
We need to hurry somewhere- People are looking at you- And.
[And how soon before these city dwellers get too interested in multi-tailed fox? x: ]
/achoo~
The jerk in question has a bad feeling, however. He's pretty sure this is the right direction....but....
He tosses his head as if to say "follow me", then puts his nose to the ground and sniffs. He follows the scent.
Even when it makes him walk in a circle on the pavement.]
splah! Dx
[Keep going in that circle, Brunch, and not only will Seiran stall with Snack, watching baffled as can be- She'll eventually pick him up, catching him as he comes around near her.]
We're getting nowhere that way, Marik-chan... Maybe we should just find some place to sleep.
[She doesn't know of any obvious place to go now, after all, and it looks like Brunch can't share.]
/twitch
He whines to be put back down instead of squirming, craning his head. He knows what he's doing! Follow him! The smell thing just got him a little turned around because he's not used to it!]
Vul, vul, vul....
/....yawwwwn!
But. But if there is some place he can go back to, and it's. It's a meeting place or something.]
..okay, Marik-chan. I'll trust you. [Be free of grabby arms!] Lead the way!
/flop
He does actually seem to be leading the way this time! To an apartment building.
He is so awesome. Brunch's tails fluff up, impressed at himself.
Except he's forgotten to check and make sure he was being properly followed, so who knows if you made it there OK.]
/gasp!
It's easier to do that from a sidewalk ledge.]
Ma~ri~k!!
[Isn't it nice she's just a few feet from the complex when she does that?]
/zzzzzzz
He sets to barking, standing right before the front doors and hoping they can hear all the "vul"s and "pix"es over the city ruckus. Why not? They've made enough of an impression already, why bother even trying to fit in....
Besides, you guys got lost. So you find him. :( It must be Snack's fault.
Snack, however, is just being dragged along with a goofy doggy smile on his face. It's an adventure.]
D:
|3
... /sneaaaak oooooooff
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/blink
/brb, stealing sleepy fluffy foxes
/foxnapped!!
/napped like a well-rested baby!
/tongue lolls out