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[(ic) meme] Yad Sloof Lirpa!!

OH YOU POOR INNOCENT ARRIVALS OF THE NEW, OLD CITY!!

I suggest you listen up, because this is your new, all-powerful lord speaking! That's right, I found the great puppeteers controlling us all, and stolen the strings! Now everyone one of you must follow my whims!

And if you think you'll like them any better.... [Oh, the cruel laughter]

But I'm not an ungenerous overlord! I shall be providing details for every single moment of your existence, so if you want to find out what's in store for the first day of the rest of your life...

APRIL FOOLS' DAY!!

No, but seriously, my own still-horridly-in-control puppeteer has a challenge for yours. She wants to see what this city's prankish will has in store for all of us. Even if it's just a little slip of a post, of someone on their own, surely this day will provide some moment of false hope or horror for everyone? Something for me- I mean, her, to laugh at.

So, provide you bloody string pullers!

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[Snack is being a good boy, though he might still bump into things (and people) as he goes, unsteady on two legs. For Seiran - or, for that matter, anyone but Brunch (the jerk) - he's willing to do anything!

The jerk in question has a bad feeling, however. He's pretty sure this is the right direction....but....

He tosses his head as if to say "follow me", then puts his nose to the ground and sniffs. He follows the scent.

Even when it makes him walk in a circle on the pavement.]

...

[Keep going in that circle, Brunch, and not only will Seiran stall with Snack, watching baffled as can be- She'll eventually pick him up, catching him as he comes around near her.]

We're getting nowhere that way, Marik-chan... Maybe we should just find some place to sleep.

[She doesn't know of any obvious place to go now, after all, and it looks like Brunch can't share.]

[Brunch shakes his head. He knows of a place! He has to get them back!

He whines to be put back down instead of squirming, craning his head. He knows what he's doing! Follow him! The smell thing just got him a little turned around because he's not used to it!]

Vul, vul, vul....

[...can he really lead the way? If she puts him back down, and he struggles again, and the people from the restaurant catch up, or someone else comes up.

But. But if there is some place he can go back to, and it's. It's a meeting place or something.]

..okay, Marik-chan. I'll trust you. [Be free of grabby arms!] Lead the way!

[Off Brunch goes, then, slipping through the crowds on the sidewalk (and dodging NPC children yelling "Doggy! Doggy!").

He does actually seem to be leading the way this time! To an apartment building.

He is so awesome. Brunch's tails fluff up, impressed at himself.

Except he's forgotten to check and make sure he was being properly followed, so who knows if you made it there OK.]

[...poor tiny kid and tall-Snack, left behind. Not that Seiran's taking it by wandering the streets looking for him, getting trampled by walkers or pulled aside as a kid with a strange teen, yelling Brunch's name.

It's easier to do that from a sidewalk ledge.]

Ma~ri~k!!

[Isn't it nice she's just a few feet from the complex when she does that?]

[Where are---

He sets to barking, standing right before the front doors and hoping they can hear all the "vul"s and "pix"es over the city ruckus. Why not? They've made enough of an impression already, why bother even trying to fit in....

Besides, you guys got lost. So you find him. :( It must be Snack's fault.

Snack, however, is just being dragged along with a goofy doggy smile on his face. It's an adventure.]

-Marik-chan?

[A hop and a re-lead, and she's dragging Snack through the crowd at double tot speed! Right up to the doors.

Get ready for a pick-up and clutch, Brunch, in three, two-]

Marik-chan!! You went too fast... Why'd you rush?? Now we'll have to hide somewhere in there- Are rooms free here, too?

[Look at her. She just acknowledged the noise probably drew all attention from a mile around, and is holding him and asking stuff instead of moving!]

[She really loves holding him, doesn't she? Brunch....supposes he can't complain. It keeps track of her for him.

So he nods, pawing at her and pointing towards the door with his nose. In here, in here! He has a room in here....

Snack recognizes the place and grins. Though he's never had to open a door on his own before, so he's just gazing longingly at the lobby through the glass.]

[~~He's just so fluffy!~~ That is, Seiran leans her face from the pawing and looks up through the doors alongside Snack.]

Ah? Is this where you're staying now? Doesn't look as big... Maybe that's why I showed up some other place? We're spread out?

[Aaaaa, that'll make it tough, knowing who's still here or not!! But... But that, does allow for hope, doesn't it. Even if, not here...

All that aside though, she's trying really hard to push the door open with her shoulder. And whether or not Snack helps out, she'll be stumbling through, stumbling into the lobby ~~and near-right into a buffet table side~~.]

[Brunch makes a little noise and will try to slip through her arms, to show her where his apartment is. Snack will get smacked in the face with the door ~~like a boss~~, but that's not about to stop him from getting to what he wants and --

And food.

He drops everything he'd been carrying and heads over to check out the spread.

Which makes Brunch run over and growl. Don't you dare! Not where people might see you--]

[-huh? First Brunch wants to lead her one way, and then stops, and that sounded eerily like her things getting dropped-]

...Snack-chan, no!! That's for everybody!

[And people don't like getting soup someone licked out of... Or meat with bite marks... And can she actually avoid that fate? When the best she can do is encumber one leg?]

[Don't worry, Seiran! Brunch has the other leg, biting into the pant fabric and shaking. Bad Pokémon! Bad! Listen to your trainer!

Snack just wobbles, his balance thrown off.]

[The duo teamwork made a dent! Success! So, so, Snack can't possibly-

Gaaaah, she's going to get pulled over or dragged at this rate! She needs to give up physical efforts, and try verbal!]

Come on, Snack! I can come back and get you food, okay? I'll bring you food! So come on! I- wanna see what else is here!

[...true fact?]

[Well, you have his attention! But he looks over longingly at the food. Why can't he get some himselllllf!!! It all looks so goooood.....

His shoulders slump and he does his best to look pathetic. This usually helps him get what he wants when he's in the right body.

(Brunch, meanwhile, has to let go of pant and make a few spitting noises. Ew. Pant in his mouth, now his mouth's all cottony.]

[...nice try, Mr. Snack. Really, nice try. He almost had her won over. The poor guy looks so hungry-

But he's not about to get his way, just because of looks!]

People watching us back there might track us down here. We need to lay low, in the rooms! Please?

[Quick, Brunch! What's Snack like to eat?? Probably not pants, no. But, he blows fire usually, right? So, so maybe-]

If you stay put upstairs, I'll come back and get you some barbeque? [Totally get that, right?]

[Snack looks curious. Brunch, tiring of watching someone try to reason with his idiot Vulpix, headbutts Snack's ankles in the direction of the elevator. He has a room, let's go there!]

Pix.

[Maybe if he looks disgruntled enough no one will hear the tiny rumble of a fox tummy, too.]

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[(ic) meme] Yad Sloof Lirpa!!

/achoo~

splah! Dx

/twitch

/....yawwwwn!

/flop

/gasp!

/zzzzzzz

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... /sneaaaak oooooooff

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/brb, stealing sleepy fluffy foxes

/foxnapped!!

/napped like a well-rested baby!

/tongue lolls out