That's one thing you don't have to worry about. Far as I know, no one will even realize you've gone.

[Such a reassuring smile from the friendly gentleman.]

I'd welcome you to the place by name, but we've appeared to change locales from the usual. In any case, welcome to your new home away from home! A vacation from reality. A pocket dimension. Take your choice. Would you like something to drink?

[All said in more or less the same casual tone.]